Saturday, January 3, 2009

New Years

I rang in New Years in Egypt in a restaurant over King Farouk stables with a group of Egyptian guys whom I met through Badr in Giza. It was fun to be the only foreigner “khawaga” with this group, in their 20s or so, and not much English spoken by them. It’s interesting how the dynamic of Arab friends works; in a way, I needed to poke fun at them to be more accepted, (like call someone gay) so then they could make fun of me, and then everyone is more comfortable with each other, but in the end everything is about not losing face and appearing to be the tougher guy. The restaurant didn’t serve beer, but let you bring your own, and keep the night going with Shisha, tea, and food. At one point I went to check out the horses with Badr, and got a kiss from one of them – I’m pretty sure I’m the only one of the group that night who got any action, because it was all guys, and the horse backed away when Badr when in for the kiss..

The next day I went to see some Christmas carols at a Christian rock band concert. It was warming to see everyone in their Christmas gear, and singing along to these Christmas carols in Arabic. It definitely gave me some of the Christmas spirit that up until this point has been lacking. It was cool to see people sing along to these carols as something they know well from their childhood, just like the songs I would know in English. The pastor went on to talk about things that sound only too familiar; the problems with commercialization of Christmas, and the need to come back to the importance of why we celebrate Jesus (ya3suuah).

On New years eve, we did have school that day, but it was a Christmas celebration. At first there was a talent show, where there were a bunch of songs and dances, and for pretty much every song I was playing either on the congas or the drums. No joke, I played drums for a bunch of German songs, then for the "school band" (which is about 10 guitarists, and the school music teacher), then with Samir (who comes in and plays Piano for the school) where we played a couple of Christmas songs, and then with the school music teacher where we played a couple latin songs. In retrospect, playing the Christmas songs with Samir on the assumption that the kids would just sing along because of course they knew the words, and we even handed out the lyrics to 20 or so, was a bad idea. We started out with jingle bells which everyone knows, but then there was dead silence to "Joy to the world," "we wish you a merry christmas" and "rudolf the rednosed raindeer." After the talent show, I got to dress up as Santa Claus. In a nutshell, I think the cultural difference between Egyptian four year olds and American four year olds is that when an American three year old sees someone dressed as Santa, he doesn't start to cry... Either way, I came on stage and entertained all of the KG's, giving some joyful "ho ho ho's" and handing out gifts to all the kids. I had pillows stuffed around me that kept on falling down, and it was pretty funny how I waddled about...

I’m really not one to do resolutions, but I have 3 inshallah.
-No more yelling in the class room. Zero. Sometimes I lose my temper at these kids, and I especially don’t like how the difference between yelling at them and being actually angry can become indistinguishable. Managing the classroom is a bitch, but I have never been an angry person, and don’t want to become one.
-Stay with learning five new words in Arabic a day. I’ve been getting lazy. Next year, I want to be back in Cairo studying Arabic. Just being with Badr and his friends makes me realize how badly I want to be fluent in this language, and I am ready to put in the work.
-Try cooking a new recipe at least once a week, and actually learn how to cook. Sadly, at this point, I have gotten into the groove of cooking the same three meals, and eating the cheap food on the street. Now is really the time. I can mess up as much as I like. I have no one here to impress, and there is a teacher in my staff room who is now giving me recipes and tips on cooking. She is like the Egyptian version of Paula Dean.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Long overdue - Oliver Twist, and Best Vacation Ever

Apologies to all who have been following my blog for not posting in a while. Well here is a catch up of the past…

My class’s production of Oliver Twist was on December 3rd, and was a culmination of almost of a month of practicing lines, songs, stage direction, and a healthy dose of yelling my head off at the children for completely taking advantage of me and not listening while on stage. Within it though, I had a great time putting on British accents, creating exciting stage direction, and teaching the kids some fun acting techniques. On the day of the production the kids were nervous and excited and as a whole, I was incredibly proud of them. Of course they forgot lines, and some were talking back stage, but those students who were strong actors were able to shine. It felt really good to hear compliments from parents like “we all talked about it, and decided that this was the best production that blue has ever done.” After the English play, I played drums with Samir (who played piano for Oliver) for the German play which is on the same day.

Then starting on the 4th there was a week vacation and Michaela came to visit from Dublin, and I can assuredly say that this was my best vacation yet. For me it was great because it was an absolute joy to play tour guide with something specially catered, and be able to show a side of me in my environment. Although we were only in Cairo for less than 48 hours, we were able to cram in a lot of things that gave a lively picture of the city. I’ll try to keep it short… but this is Egypt: by Chris Jospe

Day 1. Starting with a delectable lunch at the Ceramic CafĂ© across the street from me (where you can make ceramic objects at the restaurant – I am currently sipping Umbrian wine from a goblet we made..), to going to explore Khan Khalily (the area of old Islamic Cairo where there are lots of people trying to sell you things) via public transportation (tram, subway, microbus), to catching a smoggy sunset in Azhar park, to dinner at Sequoia with David, Fatem, and Rhonda (a restaurant on an Island on the tip of the Nile which has amazing sushi/shisha/a large inflatable slide), to a folklore/belly dancing show at the Ramses Hilton, where Michaela got pulled up to belly dance, and David got pulled up by the same people who had grabbed me at Azhar park!
The next day, we headed off to the Pyramids, which are always mind boggling of course. And after shoeing away the countless people who more than happy to take your money for any number of services, we settled on Aly and Charlie Brown (his camel) to take a trip up to see the pyramids from the perspective where you can see all 7 in a line. Down to the sphinx in the midst of tourists who come to the closest spot, take a picture, inspect the camera, and spend less than 10 seconds actually taking in the beauty of what they came to see. This is the definition of “checklist tourism” (or tourist checklism) – visiting a country to say that you have seen whatever the country is famous for, and on some level, missing the entire point. Then down to Giza, grabbed some shwarma and ta’mayya before meeting up with David for a sunset horse ride galumphing the other side of the pyramids. That night Michaela and I hopped on the overnight train, waking up deeper in Africa on the way to Aswan.
In Aswan, the first thing to do was to find a felucca captain willing to sail north, which we easily found for $30 a person, including two days, two nights on the felucca (a small sail boat), food, and transport to Luxor. I had a pretty fun time haggling with the people in the Souq, the old market, and we got some good fish and shisha by the sunset. The next day we took off on the ship with our captain, Youssef, and helper Ibrahim. We docked on some island, and as a whole, the day was just “intensely pleasant.” Relaxing and singing on the boat, shooting the breeze with Youssef, watching the Egrets, the Water Buffalo, the Goats, and the Africa dogs zig-zagging up the Nile. I got to sail for a good kilometer of the trip, which was good, but I think I’ll have to practice a bit more before I have my own ship… On the third morning, we were picked up by a bus with other tourists going north to Luxor with some temple stops. Kom Ombo temple was first, then Edfu temple. I remember both of these temples from the trip I took in January with Hany, and my family, and they were no less magnificent. Hieroglyphics everywhere, stories of battles and Gods engraved in time. In the afternoon we got into Luxor with time to walk around, meet some interesting people, and avoid those who are trying to get you to ride a carriage.
The next day was probably the most epic. After trying to sell us a number of different deals that we weren’t interested in, our hostel worker suggested the idea of renting a motor bike with a full tank of gas for 100 pounds for the day (less than 20$). So I haven’t exactly ever ridden a motorcycle before, but I felt I could pull it off… After stalling a couple times in the streets of Luxor, I figured out how to change gears, and we took off across the Nile to the west bank where there are temples and the valley of the kings (where all of the Pharaohs were buried). I would recommend doing this to absolutely anyone. Riding through Africa with Michaela behind me, we were able to go at our pace, waving at farmers on donkeys, soaking in the fields, avoiding the places where tour buses are destined to go, and explore Nubian towns, feel absolutely free. After seeing the tombs, we headed by to an alabaster shop – actually the same one I went to with my family in January. I wasn’t against buying things, but I told the guys outside that I was hungry, and asked if there were any good restaurants outside. After buying some glasses and a necklace for a solid haggle, the guy who sold it to us, Ahmed was ready to take us to a nearby restaurant that he knew. Except my battery had died! So here we went, Ahmed in his Galibayya, me, and Michaela, all riding his motor bike to a restaurant that is not used to seeing westerners. The food was dank, and then Ahmed took us back, and by pushing the bike down the hill we were able to get it sparked, he gave me some gas because I was running low, and we took back off towards Luxor in the late afternoon. About 4 km south of Luxor, my bike started to sputter with the out of gas type of sound, and coincidentally ran out of gas right at a coffee shop. Two cokes and apple shisha’s later, and some guys graciously going on a gas run for me we finally made it back to Luxor.
The last day in Luxor we went and explored Karnak temple. I am pretty sure that this is the biggest temple in the world. There are so many monuments in it, it is cluttered with hieroglyphiced pillars, statues, obelisks, large walls and stories of gods everywhere. My favorite things about it are the worlds oldest peace treaty on one of the southern walls, the big hall with all the pillars, and the Obelisk (the other one is in place de concorde in Paris). Our day ended perfectly, chilled on a felucca with a captain who works only 10 days a month and spends the rest in the army, we left the Cornish after hearing “goodbye Miss Lucky” from a small shop where we had bought water (everywhere in Luxor I heard “you are a lucky man” – a standard thing to say to a guy with a girl, but very true!), caught a carriage to our hotel, and then the train station for a third of the price others were asking, bought some Egyptian sweets, and woke up in Cairo. Last day with time to visit Coptic Cairo, explore downtown, a favorite gallery of mine (townhouse), and make dinner before Michaela’s flight back.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Black and White Desert

The trip to the black and white desert was an incredible 36 hour escape from Cairo. After taking a 4 hour bus ride to Baharriya, the oasis which is the jumping off point for visiting this desert, we (a solidly international group with representation from Norway, Sweden, Egypt, India, Pakistan, and America) took off with two four wheel drives into the desert. Driving from one of the largest cities into this vast expanse of nothingness but sand and more sand is a shock in itself, and it was so calming not to hear the constant honking and mayhem that comes along with Cairo. We puttered around with the cars, stopping at one point to climb “crystal mountain” in the black desert, which afforded views of absolutely no civilization other than a road, and lots of sand. This was the first time that I could really feel the silence, which was almost painful. The drivers were a bit crazy too, and at one point, they tore off the road and were driving on the sand, drifting around in it just like snow. By evening, we arrived to a part of the white desert just in time to catch the sunset. I have never been in a place where I truly felt like I was on another planet. The rocks were chalk white, and between their animal-like formations and large shadows cast over the desert, it was a surreal experience. The guys who took us into the desert then cooked us dinner, and it was so cool to sleep under the stars, which we shining extraordinarily bright – especially because there was no moon. It’s really hard to describe this place with words, pictures can do better.

Pictures coming soon.. check my facebook album for now..

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Azhar Park

This is a beautiful park on a hill above Cairo. It is actually the biggest park in Cairo, but smaller than most of the parks that I am used to in Rochester we walked our dogs. It affords views of a number of mosques, the skyline of Cairo, the cliffs of Moqatam (where they carved a lot of the stone for the pyramids) and on a clear day, like yesterday, we could actually see the Pyramids.

On our way out, I had a hilarious thing happen to me. There was some folklore show going on right in front of the gate, and a bunch of Egyptians were crowded around it, so naturally we went and took a look. It was mix of dancing and comedy sketches about the time of the sultans in Egypt. All of a sudden, the MC came over to me when he noticed that there were foreigners in the crowd (we were the only ones) and gave me a hearty kiss on the cheek. Then two minutes later, he dragged me out of my spot in the crowd into the show, and I found myself in the middle of a competition for his "daughter" adorned with a rifle, a robe, and a tall hat. This went on for a good ten minutes, and in the end, I made it out a live to a large applause and new fame, with a free papyrus from the group, with the name of the group (which was lead by Hassaan - the guy who kissed me), and a slogan that says "We want peace for Egypt and all of the world." Sweet.

The Muqatam Cliffs
Can you spot the pyramids? (to the right of the minaret)

Standing with the suitable bachelors..

This is the last two minutes of it...

Friday, November 21, 2008

sha3bee


Egyptians have a problem with pronouncing "p's" because it doesn't exist in the alphabet. So it's called "Bing-bong." Aywa, uhib bing bong. So far I have met a bunch of Egyptian dudes in different groups, either through David, or through people at school, who from there invite you to hang out with their group of friends. For the most part, they are incredibly generous, like not letting me pay for a thing, giving me a bed to crash, or driving me home so I don't have to take a cab. It is part of their culture to be hospitable, and they are enthralled to have a western friend, or one from America. These days they all want to know about Obama, and are happy that he has Muslim blood in him and are optimistic about the renewal of America's image. Probably the biggest difference in how we hang out is the complete lack of females and alcohol in where we are. To be fair, these guys are not part of the crust of the rich baller Egyptians who are going to nightclubs or parties on Nile boats, but part of the "shah'bee" culture - which means folk,  or popular - where the norm is to play ping-pong, and go to cafe's to smoke shisha and play backgammon and dominoes day in day out. 

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Keeping the funk

Part of me has to keep the music going in some way or another. Once a term, each class has to put on a presentation during the assembly that is once every other week. Since I am currently directing and practicing Oliver Twist with my class, I decided to have them, do a couple of Oliver Twist songs. "Oliver Twist, with a Twist." Enjoy the rap, and the dirty beat I drop to "Consider yourself."


I've also found ways to get to see some live music. I went to see a Mohamed Mounir concert a couple weekends back. He is one of the most famous Egyptian singers, very genuine Egyptian, and loved and known by all. One of the teachers at school had extra tickets, so I took one. Although the teachers who originally were going to take me couldn't go, I went anyway, by myself. It was in the middle of the desert on the GUC (German University in Cairo) campus, and I had no way to get back. I found myself swept up thick into the middle of the crowd with a bunch of Libyans who had driven 14 hours to get there, enunciating the song lyrics in my ear, and exhaulted by the fact that I was rocking out with them. I ended up getting connected with a brother of one of the teacher's who was there, and drove around with him and his friends until 3 in the morning, playing ping pong, eating dank food, and learning effective and useful curse words.

This week it is Cairo jazz festival. The opening night was in Manial Palace, and I went with David and an Egyptian friend because there was some Norwegian group playing. It was a really cool outdoor concert behind a grove of palm trees. It was put on by a number of European embassies as an effort to bridge cultures by performing in a language that everyone can understand. This one cuban band brought on a bunch of Nubian drummers at one point, and amongst the high-rolling diplomats, palm-trees, and afro-cuban fused with Nubian rhythms, the point seemed to be made.

It turns out that today, the school is having a field trip to another show that is part of the Jazz festival, at another palace on an island in the Nile. Who knows if the kids will appreciate it, but I will.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

walks

Every Saturday, I try to find a new place to explore in Cairo. Now that I have a camera, I can take a lot more pictures.

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In the Coptic section of Cairo. St. George slaying a dragon. 


From the Catholic cemetary



My Subway stop. Helmiyat el Zeitun


A Roman tower built in 200AD ish. The Nile used to sweep up against this tower.


This bike is leaning against a Mosque that was built in the 14th century. 

This is taken from a park in Cairo (one of the few). I really enjoyed watching these pigeons take off and fly circles around a mosque, among the dissonance of prayers, traffic sounds, and arabic music coming from the nearby cafe.




Me.